So you finally lost your little goldfish, Goldy. You come home from school to check the bowl, and all of a sudden your little orange buddy is gone. Goooooooone! You run to the person you trust most in your life, your mother. “Wha happen to wittle Gowdy?” you ask while she smiles at you and pats your head. “I let him loose in to a special fish farm, where he’ll get all the food he’ll ever want, meet lots of new fishies, and lead a happy life.”

Yeah, your mom is evil. Alright, she obviously thought you weren’t taking good enough care of it, and somehow stuck it in some envelope to mail it to some Flying Flip Fish Farm in Wisconsin. Or maybe he died and she just didn’t want to explain death. Either way, after that day you no longer trusted your mom and never got along with her again. Now she lives 2,000 miles away and you haven’t once spoken to her over the goldfish incident.

This could’ve all been prevented had you detected her gross fabrication and confronted her. Luckily, Blifaloo, a website typically dedicated to busting boredom, is here to help this situation never happen again.

They’ve come up with a foolish fool-proof guide to detect lies, including looking at body gestures and the way the person is smiling. There’s also a guide to eye movement and lying.

Now that you’re a certified super-sleuth, you’ll never be caught in someone else’s lie ever, ever again. Right?