It’s time to buy a new calendar. The one you have will now be outdated. It’s safe to say that the November through January months are the best time for the calendar kiosks in the mall, as people line up to keep track of what the date is in a very simple, non-technological way. They could buy a cheap watch that will also tell them the date, unless they don’t know what date to set it to in the first place.

Regardless, here’s to a happy New Year. I’ll be back tomorrow to start 2009 on a good foot, so try not to be too hung over. Really.