What is Illogical Mind? It’s anything. It’s randomness. It’s whatever a writer feels like writing about in his current state of mind. Yup, you got it. It’s a blog.

But iM is not just a blog set up by a bored writer needing something to do. This site is here to be different. Sure, it can be said that something that appeals to many tastes doesn’t taste many, but there’s some method to the madness.

Partyboy Jake P. Lewis

iM is the brainchild of Jake P. Lewis, who doesn’t like writing in the third person. So why am I here? I feel that by posting things you wouldn’t see other places can make iM a unique blog. I aim to create what I’d hope to be someday referred to as the anti-blog. I have tons of obscure things running through my head that I can shed some light on, and the Internet is the perfect medium for that.

But, who am I? I’m a 20-something college student in Indianapolis. I’ve written many a blog in my life, but never in the same way as Illogical Mind. Also on my record is being the original  author of the Madness Combat comic, and the “classic” ASCII: The Comic from 2003 to 2006. The picture at the right represents where I hope to be in 50 years.

In a world of bolts, I’m a nut. My mind wraps around a scrumptious blending of politics, art, and 50’s game shows. Sometimes, it’s not that I don’t care if I hurt your feelings or not, it’s that I try my damnedest to hurt your feelings. I would take your feelings and grind them up in some amazing soul-blending blender of hurt. But I’m not always trying to cause immense pain. Believe it or not, I actually like you. I don’t care who you are, but you’re obviously caring enough to read about me, and I would honest-to-God take the time to read about if I wasn’t so damn busy with myself.

I overly like. If likeness was fries, I would get a Super-Size order of like and die of a like-induced heart attack. But it’s more that my mind is open, and I try to look at things from multiple viewpoints, just as any normal stalker would examine a hot woman. I can pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more. You get me going on some topics and I’ll never shut up.

But that’s enough about me. I’m writing for you. This website is yours, and I like to write about what you like, and not appeal to a certain “niche.” After all, I like a lot of different things, don’t you? It’s all about you, man. Just give yourself a round of applause.

Enjoy the colossal rants, the hypnotic viewpoints, and the haphazard adjectives that make up Illogical Mind.