Illogical Mind » Advertising http://illogicalmind.com We'll be back!. Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:41:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Thick, Meaty, Seven inches. http://illogicalmind.com/archives/603/thick-meaty-seven-inches/ http://illogicalmind.com/archives/603/thick-meaty-seven-inches/#comments Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:31:20 +0000 Jake P. http://illogicalmind.com/?p=603 Burger King unleashed a new advertising campaign for the ‘BK Super Seven-Incher,’ a new burger designed to be long and skinny. And, OMG, HAHAHAHAHAH it’s PHALLIC-SHAPED!! Did you really think The King wouldn’t take advantage of this? I mean, fast food companies are ever-increasingly targeting themselves towards the college stoner crowd. So here’s the end result:

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It’s no hidden fact that burgers, especially those made by Burger King, are some of the grossest looking edible products on Earth. The thought of this being mixed with sex is really enough to make me want to puke.

But since when are provocative ads new? They’re definitely not…

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But why… WHY.. in the hell would you mix hot chicks with fast food? Even Paris Hilton couldn’t make Hardees burgers look sexy… if anything, I was worried that the poor burger would contract chlamydia. Please stop this hot-girls-with-fast-food craze now.. pretty please?

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