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		<title>Stupidity is Lonesome.</title>
		<link>http://illogicalmind.com/archives/389/stupidity-is-lonesome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake P.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was walking in my rural hometown today. Yeah, it&#8217;s a little trash town, but it&#8217;s my little trash town. Regardless, an abandoned church sits on the corner of College and Sixth streets. It&#8217;s not old, it&#8217;s not crumbling, it&#8217;s just a brick building sitting there. It&#8217;s a shame that in this little meth [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I was walking in my rural hometown today. Yeah, it&#8217;s a little trash town, but it&#8217;s <strong>my</strong> little trash town. Regardless, an abandoned church sits on the corner of College and Sixth streets. It&#8217;s not old, it&#8217;s not crumbling, it&#8217;s just a brick building sitting there. It&#8217;s a shame that in this little meth town, that just leaves it open to be broken in to and looted. The windows were smashed and glass pieces are scattered around it. Vulgar words are written inside and outside of it.</p>
<p><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/walkingsnake/3121595510/"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-390" title="Church" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/3121595510_920de5f3f1.jpg" alt="Church" width="500" height="407" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/walkingsnake/3121596368/"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-391" title="Church Inside" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/3121596368_a54e44be16.jpg" alt="Church Inside" width="500" height="417" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/walkingsnake/3121597064/"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-392" title="Church Inside 2" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/3121597064_5234c1d439.jpg" alt="Church Inside 2" width="500" height="374" /></a></p>
<p>The worst part is that this building is directly across the street from a playground, and inside a so-called &#8220;neighborhood watch&#8221; program. As someone who&#8217;s had my house trashed by my own next-door neighbor, I can see why I got the hell out of here.</p>
<p>Check out more of my pictures from around town at my <a title="Flickr" href="http://flickr.com/photos/walkingsnake/sets/72157611356220393/detail/" target="_blank">Flickr</a> page.</p>
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		<title>Mommy, Where Do Donuts Come From?</title>
		<link>http://illogicalmind.com/archives/166/mommy-where-do-donuts-come-from/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake P.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Krispy Kreme donuts are fluffy little nuggets of heaven, everyone knows that. You walk in and see hundreds of these little toruses on their journey from a doughy mess to cakey goodness. But do any of us really know what happens in that process? Well you&#8217;re lucky I&#8217;m here, because you&#8217;d be so damn lost [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Krispy Kreme donuts are fluffy little nuggets of heaven, everyone knows that. You walk in and see hundreds of these little toruses on their journey from a doughy mess to cakey goodness. But do any of us really know what happens in that process? Well you&#8217;re lucky I&#8217;m here, because you&#8217;d be so damn lost without me.</p>
<p>The happy idiots at CoolStuffBeingMade.com, which apparently no longer exists, produced a thrilling, riveting, really flipping corny video detailing the process.</p>
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		<title>Billy Mays, not here anymore.</title>
		<link>http://illogicalmind.com/archives/626/billy-mays-not-here-anymore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake P.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a marketing fanatic, I can&#8217;t help but grieve the loss of one of the greatest marketers&#8230; ever. Billy Mays was the loudmouth who would wake you up with his infomercials late at night if you forgot to turn off the TV. Big and bearded like a loveable lumberjack, Billy always came off as a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a marketing fanatic, I can&#8217;t help but grieve the loss of one of the greatest marketers&#8230; ever. Billy Mays was the loudmouth who would wake you up with his infomercials late at night if you forgot to turn off the TV. Big and bearded like a loveable lumberjack, Billy always came off as a humble and caring person if you ever had a chance to see him outside of a commercial. I&#8217;m not sure if even OxiClean or the Awesome Auger will enjoy the same kind of success without their famous spokesman.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s some of Billy&#8217;s best&#8230;</p>
<p><center><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="520" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VtYdDK1uTDI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="520" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VtYdDK1uTDI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></center></p>
<p><center><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="520" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iWRGRZCvLmg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="520" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iWRGRZCvLmg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></center></p>
<p><center><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="520" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZrnVNZpnvRI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="520" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZrnVNZpnvRI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></center></p>
<p>Rest in Peace, Billy. I&#8217;m sure they need some Orange-Glo in heaven.</p>
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		<title>Found Art</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake P.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photography isn&#8217;t all about skill. There&#8217;s an enormous amount of luck involved. Rather than creating art, you&#8217;re going out and finding art. But whether it&#8217;s for art, journalism, or fun, amazing pictures will come out from time to time. In an age where everyone uploads their works to sites such as Flickr, these works go [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Photography isn&#8217;t all about skill. There&#8217;s an enormous amount of luck involved. Rather than creating art, you&#8217;re going out and finding art. But whether it&#8217;s for art, journalism, or fun, amazing pictures will come out from time to time. In an age where everyone uploads their works to sites such as <a title="Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com" target="_blank">Flickr</a>, these works go far from unnoticed. Here&#8217;s some of my favorites from Flickr that you likely haven&#8217;t seen before.</p>
<div id="attachment_123" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/kellylwatson/1661305840/"><img class="size-full wp-image-123" title="escape" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/escape.jpg" alt="Escape" width="500" height="373" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Escape / KellyLWatson</p></div>
<p><strong><em>Escape</em></strong> is just an interesting shot at the side of an old, brick building. Interesting that after all these years there hasn&#8217;t been something safer or more convenient developed than shoddy, ratty staircases bolted to the side of a building.</p>
<div id="attachment_129" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/45062237@N00/319359491/"><img class="size-full wp-image-129" title="The Road I Seem To Keep Walking Down" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/theroadiseemtokeepwalkingdown.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="373" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Road I Seem To Keep Walking Down / Jocko B.</p></div>
<p><em><strong>The Road I Seem To Keep Walking Down</strong></em> has had many post-processing effects added to it, but they add to the mood of the picture. The signs blocking the road add to the gloomy feeling you get. The picture portrays snow, which is usually something cheerful, in to something almost depressing.</p>
<div id="attachment_122" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/madsmty/144115502/"><img class="size-full wp-image-122" title="Balcony" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/balcony.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="373" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Balcony / Miguel De Leon</p></div>
<p><em><strong>Balcony</strong></em> is a case where a composition is simply stumbled upon. It&#8217;s unlikely that anyone planned the look of the flower pots in contrast with the blue and yellow background. Shame that bigger sizes aren&#8217;t available of this one.</p>
<div id="attachment_125" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/andreassolberg/217149395/"><img class="size-full wp-image-125" title="Markus\' Balcony" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/markusbalcony.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="373" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Markus&#39; Balcony / Andreas Solberg</p></div>
<p><em><strong>Markus&#8217; Balcony</strong></em> is probably my personal favorite out of the bunch. Keeping on the subject of balconies, this time the view is from the other side of a balcony. You&#8217;re looking out on to a village of houses and their bright lights. The colors in this shot really come together to form a great composition.</p>
<div id="attachment_124" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/jdfielding/2569793326/"><img class="size-full wp-image-124" title="I Love A Rainy Night" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ilovearainynight.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="338" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I Love A Rainy Night / J.D. Fielding</p></div>
<p><strong><em>I Love A Rainy Night</em></strong> found the right viewpoint to take this picture from. There&#8217;s a reason why streets at night are always wet in movies, as it creates beautiful cinematography.</p>
<div id="attachment_126" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/ginamccalebrudder/1316912174/"><img class="size-full wp-image-126" title="Old Bridge" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/oldbridge.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="325" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Old Bridge / ginamccaleb</p></div>
<p><em><strong>Old Bridge</strong></em> is just that. A piece of old architecture which has since been torn down in place of a new highway. The author comments that the only way on to this bridge is by going around the &#8220;Keep Out&#8221; signs.</p>
<div id="attachment_127" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/eecue/380719254/"><img class="size-full wp-image-127" title="Raging Building Fire" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ragingbuildingfire.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="343" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Raging Building Fire / eecue</p></div>
<p><em><strong>Raging Building Fire</strong></em> is a shot that shows emotion. Not in people, but in the situation. Peaceful chaos, as the fire crew is there to extinguish the flame, but there doesn&#8217;t seem to be a single onlooker at all.</p>
<div id="attachment_128" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/dotdoubledot/2208867228/"><img class="size-full wp-image-128" title="Sun And Signs" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/sunandsigns.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="325" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Sun And Signs / .: sandman</p></div>
<p><em><strong>Sun and Signs</strong></em> shows a situation where everything was just right for a photograph. A very lightly-clouded sky combined with the bright sun and haze of the mountains make for a great, docile scene.</p>
<div id="attachment_121" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/omnidirectional/210526763/"><img class="size-full wp-image-121" title="Another Sunset Study" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/anothersunsetstudy.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="325" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Another Sunset Study / SkipSteuart</p></div>
<p>Finally, <em><strong>Another Sunset Study</strong></em> just seems to be an experiment by a photographer to get colors just right. Not sure why any studying is needed, because this shot seems to be nearly perfect. The blue atmospheric tint on the gate contrasts with the green of the grass and orange of the sky, and the barn in the back makes for an excellent added focal point.</p>
<p>Sure, I get jealous looking at shots like these and marveling at the superb skills of these Flickr..ers, but even with a cheap digital camera and some quick Photoshopping, nothing&#8217;s impossible, right?</p>
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		<title>Random Rant: Give A Nod, People</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake P.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I walk the streets of Indy every day, whether it be from class to class or out for an evening. But this odd city isn&#8217;t what I&#8217;m used to. I&#8217;m from outside the city of Evansville, situatated firmly on Indiana&#8217;s foot. That&#8217;d make my small suburb part of the state&#8217;s gooey toe jam.
But being from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I walk the streets of Indy every day, whether it be from class to class or out for an evening. But this odd city isn&#8217;t what I&#8217;m used to. I&#8217;m from outside the city of Evansville, situatated firmly on Indiana&#8217;s foot. That&#8217;d make my small suburb part of the state&#8217;s gooey toe jam.</p>
<p><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/theloudlibrarian/53136931/"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-296" title="Coal Train" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/coaltrainf-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="193" height="145" /></a>But being from the southern part of the north, I&#8217;m used to different people. Yes, I got to put up with the trailer junkies flying the rebel flag, and the people that ride the coal train for fun. But, there was also a much more social type. A &#8220;vibe,&#8221; if you will. You could walk up and down the street and meet all kinds of people who were quick to give you a &#8220;hello&#8221; as you whisked by them. People would wave as they pass each other on the city streets, and only rarely did it result in a wreck and very nasty lawsuit.</p>
<p>Walking down the streets of Indianapolis I get a much different feeling, and I don&#8217;t mean the typical feeling of imminent gang-rape that I get at night. The feeling of community isn&#8217;t quite there. Yeah, it&#8217;s a big city and I&#8217;m downtown. I will likely never, ever see the people I pass by again in my life.</p>
<p>Yet, I always make eye contact. The reactions are amazing. An old man cowers in fear and checks to make sure his wallet is secure. Yeah, I&#8217;m young, but when the hell did I get a tough face? If anything, a feeble old man is more likely to mug me. The blond woman in her argyle scarf just quickly glances away. Apparantly she was looking at me, but was afraid that I&#8217;d even look at her. Oh, and apparantly they make argyle scarves now.</p>
<p>But there&#8217;s always the few, the proud, that have no problem with being the least bit social. They look, they nod, they may even let out with a slight grunt that resembles a &#8220;hey.&#8221; Is it that hard to just be nice? You don&#8217;t have to go out of your way for someone.</p>
<p>But even I have my times where I want to walk with my sunglasses on, my hood up, and my iPod on full blast to seclude myself from the world. I guess we all have our moments.</p>
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		<title>How To Spot A Liar</title>
		<link>http://illogicalmind.com/archives/185/how-to-spot-a-liar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake P.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So you finally lost your little goldfish, Goldy. You come home from school to check the bowl, and all of a sudden your little orange buddy is gone. Goooooooone! You run to the person you trust most in your life, your mother. &#8220;Wha happen to wittle Gowdy?&#8221; you ask while she smiles at you and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So you finally lost your little goldfish, Goldy. You come home from school to check the bowl, and all of a sudden your little orange buddy is gone. Goooooooone! You run to the person you trust most in your life, your mother. &#8220;Wha happen to wittle Gowdy?&#8221; you ask while she smiles at you and pats your head. &#8220;I let him loose in to a special fish farm, where he&#8217;ll get all the food he&#8217;ll ever want, meet lots of new fishies, and lead a happy life.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/goldfish1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-193" title="goldfish1" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/goldfish1.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="175" /></a></p>
<p>Yeah, your mom is evil. Alright, she obviously thought you weren&#8217;t taking good enough care of it, and somehow stuck it in some envelope to mail it to some Flying Flip Fish Farm in Wisconsin. Or maybe he died and she just didn&#8217;t want to explain death. Either way, after that day you no longer trusted your mom and never got along with her again. Now she lives 2,000 miles away and you haven&#8217;t once spoken to her over the goldfish incident.</p>
<p>This could&#8217;ve all been prevented had you detected her gross fabrication and confronted her. Luckily, <a title="Blifaloo" href="http://www.blifaloo.com/info/lies.php" target="_blank">Blifaloo</a>, a website typically dedicated to busting boredom, is here to help this situation never happen again.</p>
<p>They&#8217;ve come up with a <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">foolish</span> <a title="Lying" href="http://www.blifaloo.com/info/lies.php" target="_blank">fool-proof guide</a> to detect lies, including looking at body gestures and the way the person is smiling. There&#8217;s also a guide to <a title="Lying" href="http://www.blifaloo.com/info/lies_eyes.php" target="_blank">eye movement</a> and lying.</p>
<p>Now that you&#8217;re a certified super-sleuth, you&#8217;ll never be caught in someone else&#8217;s lie ever, ever again. Right?</p>
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		<title>Thick, Meaty, Seven inches.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake P.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Burger King unleashed a new advertising campaign for the &#8216;BK Super Seven-Incher,&#8217; a new burger designed to be long and skinny. And, OMG, HAHAHAHAHAH it&#8217;s PHALLIC-SHAPED!! Did you really think The King wouldn&#8217;t take advantage of this? I mean, fast food companies are ever-increasingly targeting themselves towards the college stoner crowd. So here&#8217;s the end [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Burger King unleashed a new advertising campaign for the &#8216;BK Super Seven-Incher,&#8217; a new burger designed to be long and skinny. And, OMG, HAHAHAHAHAH it&#8217;s PHALLIC-SHAPED!! Did you really think The King wouldn&#8217;t take advantage of this? I mean, fast food companies are ever-increasingly targeting themselves towards the college stoner crowd. So here&#8217;s the end result:</p>
<p><a href="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bksevenincherz.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-604" title="bksevenincher" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bksevenincherz-435x560.jpg" alt="bksevenincher" width="435" height="560" /></a></p>
<p>It&#8217;s no hidden fact that burgers, especially those made by Burger King, are some of the grossest looking edible products on Earth. The thought of this being mixed with sex is really enough to make me want to puke.</p>
<p>But since when are provocative ads new? They&#8217;re definitely not&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/coco1.img_assist_custom.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-605" title="coco1" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/coco1.img_assist_custom.jpg" alt="coco1" width="425" height="402" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/coco2.img_assist_custom.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-606" title="coco2" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/coco2.img_assist_custom.jpg" alt="coco2" width="425" height="426" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/NVracyCKbillboard.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-607" title="NVracyCKbillboard" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/NVracyCKbillboard-560x470.jpg" alt="NVracyCKbillboard" width="560" height="470" /></a></p>
<p>But why&#8230; WHY.. in the hell would you mix hot chicks with fast food? Even Paris Hilton <a title="YouTube" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P82hABWq1To" target="_blank">couldn&#8217;t</a> make Hardees burgers look sexy&#8230; if anything, I was worried that the poor burger would contract chlamydia. Please stop this hot-girls-with-fast-food craze now.. pretty please?</p>
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		<title>Feeling Glassy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake P.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I&#8217;ve been resurrecting Illogical Mind, I&#8217;ve been looking at it with stale eyes. The design, to me, is getting old. So I&#8217;m debating where I can hang new curtains and give the whole design a fresh, new look.
Starting with just the logo, I was playing around with typography and a couple tutorials and was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I&#8217;ve been resurrecting Illogical Mind, I&#8217;ve been looking at it with stale eyes. The design, to me, is getting old. So I&#8217;m debating where I can hang new curtains and give the whole design a fresh, new look.</p>
<p>Starting with just the logo, I was playing around with typography and a couple tutorials and was able to come up with something along the lines of this:</p>
<div id="attachment_600" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 570px"><a href="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/glassylogo.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-600" title="glassylogo" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/glassylogo-560x330.jpg" alt="Oooooh.. shiny..." width="560" height="330" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Oooooh.. shiny...</p></div>
<p>I&#8217;m still stuck with a feeling of uncertainty, however. 6 months ago I was very happy with the scissors-and-paper look of the website, and now I&#8217;m considering other routes to take. This logo is just an experiment and will likely never see any more daylight than it already has. I&#8217;ll be playing around with the design, but I won&#8217;t be skimping. I&#8217;ll only make changes if I feel they really benefit the website&#8230;</p>
<p>Then again, I get at most 40 visitors a day. What does it matter if I screw it up? Tootaloo!</p>
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		<title>Background Collections</title>
		<link>http://illogicalmind.com/archives/593/background-collections/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake P.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Changing your routine makes you quite happier. It&#8217;s nice to have a refreshing change, even if it&#8217;s something as small (or big, depending on your monitor size,) as your desktop background. So check out a couple collections here of great backgrounds, and maybe switch up your day a little bit.

35 Gorgeous Black Wallpapers at Abduzeedo. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Changing your routine makes you quite happier. It&#8217;s nice to have a refreshing change, even if it&#8217;s something as small (or big, depending on your monitor size,) as your desktop background. So check out a couple collections here of great backgrounds, and maybe switch up your day a little bit.</p>
<p><a href="http://abduzeedo.com/35-gorgeous-black-wallpapers"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-594" title="Black wallpaper" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/24-560x448.jpg" alt="Black wallpaper" width="560" height="448" /></a></p>
<p><a title="Black wallpapers" href="http://abduzeedo.com/35-gorgeous-black-wallpapers" target="_blank"><em>35 Gorgeous Black Wallpapers</em></a> at <strong>Abduzeedo</strong>. These are some very, very nice wallpapers with a black/dark theme. I don&#8217;t mean Chris Brown black, I mean black black. The one above, for example, is a very dramatic background that is also charming at the same time.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.collthings.co.uk/2009/03/cool-high-quality-wallpapers.html"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-595" title="Wallpaper" src="http://illogicalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wallpaper7-560x378.jpg" alt="Wallpaper" width="560" height="378" /></a></p>
<p><a title="Free wallpapers" href="http://www.collthings.co.uk/2009/03/cool-high-quality-wallpapers.html" target="_blank"><em>Cool Free High Quality Desktop Wallpapers</em></a> at <strong>Coolthings.co.uk</strong>. This compliation features lots of breathtaking backgrounds that are also a treat to the eye. Ranging from grungy to clean, all of these are great options. I personally love anything portraying a &#8216;big city&#8217; in a grungy light.</p>
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		<title>This Place Isn&#8217;t Abandoned&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://illogicalmind.com/archives/582/this-place-isnt-abandoned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake P.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Illogical Mind has been kinda sitting dormant for the past six months. I don&#8217;t see it so much as laziness as I do as allowing my creativity to build up and blossom. Where have I been all of this time? Yeah, you really don&#8217;t care, so I&#8217;m not going to pretend you do.
However, I&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So Illogical Mind has been kinda sitting dormant for the past six months. I don&#8217;t see it so much as laziness as I do as allowing my creativity to build up and blossom. Where have I been all of this time? Yeah, you really don&#8217;t care, so I&#8217;m not going to pretend you do.</p>
<p>However, I&#8217;ll be letting you know that iM will be continuing as it ever did before. I even brought back the old layout and took out unnecessary ads. I still browse the web, I still have things to rant about, and I still appreciate having a reader or two that enjoy the site. So what if this blog is just a time-killer? I can&#8217;t exactly present hard-hitting news to you, or go out tracking amazing things. I&#8217;m still more than happy to share my experiences and thoughts, and as long as you want to read them, you&#8217;re welcome.</p>
<p>So welcome back. I&#8217;ll get back to work.</p>
<p>[<a title="Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sveavikander/3651712391/" target="_blank">Illustration from Svea Vikander</a>]</p>
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